The favourite is out..Geelong who won back to back premiership is out...lost to Collingwood..
The grand final today is between The Saints..St Kilda..and The Magpies..Collingwood ..
Everyone wants The Saints to win..for some reason they hate The Magpies..have heard so many bad jokes..at the expense of The Magpies...
for The Magpies is portrayed as the ruffians..no class..robbers..toothless..and whatever else..
here comes the jokes..bad ones...
ReplyDeleteTwo men of jewish faith walked into the Collingwood membership office and ask to buy season tickets.
The Lady behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?"
The gentlemen reply "Yes, of course!"
To which she replies,
"I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Collingwood supporter…”
http://www.saintsational.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=65315&sid=62a0367e4310d1741d45860ec275f869
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ReplyDeleteA Collingwood supporter went down to Centrelink to claim welfare after realizing she was the only one of her friends - (who were all Collingwood supporters) - who was not on benefits.
ReplyDelete"How many children do you have?" the man at Centrelink asked.
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
"Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn," she replied.
"They're all named Jaidyn?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name."
http://www.anyonebutcollingwood.org/news.html
Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Collingwood players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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What's got 100 legs and 4 teeth?
ReplyDeleteThe front row of the Collingwood cheer squad.
http://www.anyonebutcollingwood.org/news.html
Q. If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
ReplyDeleteA. It could be your bicycle.
http://www.anyonebutcollingwood.org/news.html
OOOOOOhhhhhhhhh when the saint go kicking the pies ass lol
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Smiling. Thanks V. The roads near the city are closed for public event, today! ie Spring road, Punt road, Batman Ave.....Have a nice day, V
ReplyDeletethanks Anh and to you too...not going anywhere near the city...will be chockers...staying at home cleaning...lol..
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